Crack Freshman

Today’s cake tasted different
Its texture, its smell, its color,its feel
It did not orgasmically melt in my mouth
Like my favorite blue berry does
I did not taste it in my mouth
It did not go out through the rear
Instead, it went all the way up
Ignited a part of my brain I didn’t know existed
Brought a different type of pleasure
It took me to a higher level
Higher than cloud nine
I owned a playboy mansion
With fleets of cars and servants
They all bowed at my bellow
I danced,I laughed hysterically
I was happy
I forgot my problems
I walked on water
I flew to the skies
I touched the sun and didn’t get a burn.
For a moment, I owned the world
For a moment, I controlled the universe
At the snap of a finger, I dried the seas
At the wink of an eye unfroze the ice caps
For a moment,
I was God.
I was high.
This new cake made me high.