Friday 23 November 2012

The African Story - (Celebrating Africa)




The African story
Told amid cluttering noises
Of broken pots
And silent walls
Told over sharing a traditional beer
At the sun set.
Of ancient cultures
Fading traditions
Wails over the dead
Togetherness of the bereft
Drum rolls of the sorcerers
Over shaking of the beaded gourds
And chattering of new tongues.
Of proverbs by the religious
Hysterical outbursts of folk songs
Vigorous dancing, tooshie shaking
A practiced repeated rhythm
Our history is told
Our legacy revisited.
Our old Africa,
Where mouth served as newspaper
and radio and satellite and television
Cannot be replaced.
Battle for our freedom
Encrypted carefully on hard covered books
From the horn of Africa, to south
To the direction of the sun rise and set
One thing still remains
Our story, our African story,
Whether in indigenous or foreign tongues
Written by Anglophones, or natives
The visitors or hearers
Still remains our story
We own it
We own our Africa.




{Photo courtesy of Google Images}

Thursday 15 November 2012

Privileged Sex

Here I am
with my arms and legs wide open
a shuddering body
and parted lips
all ready for you
yet,
you stare at your phone
fiddling with its keypads
ignoring my spasms.
Misplaced objectives you have sir
Those fingers you inappropriately use
I wish they be taken away from you
you give your phone attention
like it made you dinner last night
then you divert your eyes
to your computer screen
to stare at other womens' bosoms
and get excited over it
while, I am right here
bare bosomed and ready
like those models you gaze at
will pop out of the screen
and wipe your shoes in the morning
and then when you are done
you mumble a forced goodnight
switch off the lights
and turn your back
I offer privileged sex
you search for fantasy one
just one question,
What the hell is your problem?

Monday 12 November 2012

The Perfect Evening











On an evening such as this
We stood at the rooftop
Him with me
She with him,
Only,
Them, they were holding hands
With occasional smooching and cheek pecking
We watched them be happy
While we smoked on some grass.
Then the sun set
The beauty of the universe
As it rubbed directly at our intrigued faces.

On an evening such as this
The stars shone with such radiance
Like skylarking five year olds
We fought to scream at the first appearance
Counted one to ten to twenty… to a hundred
Till they were too many for count
Sighed… the exhilaration
Then, we just stared
In silence
One by one as they appeared
All at once as the clouds swallowed them
They kissed goodnight
We waved goodbye
And called it a night.


Tuesday 30 October 2012

Just The Way You Are.

I want to love you the way you are
I don't wanna make you start
listening to my favorite music genre
or watch my best soap operas and TV programmes
I won't change your bedroom's theme color
just to make it to my suit
I won't let you wear some very expensive cologne
or dress up in some pimped up latest fashion
just because my friends' boyfriends do it
I wanna love you the way you are
with all your flaws
and your confused color themes
and your terrible cooking
and your 60's taste of music and fashion
because I want to love the real you
and not a you I have created.

Friday 26 October 2012

Crack Freshman

Today’s cake tasted different
Its texture, its smell, its color,its feel
It did not orgasmically melt in my mouth
Like my favorite blue berry does
I did not taste it in my mouth
It did not go out through the rear
Instead, it went all the way up
Ignited a part of my brain I didn’t know existed
Brought a different type of pleasure
It took me to a higher level
Higher than cloud nine
I owned a playboy mansion
With fleets of cars and servants
They all bowed at my bellow
I danced,I laughed hysterically
I was happy
I forgot my problems
I walked on water
I flew to the skies
I touched the sun and didn’t get a burn.
For a moment, I owned the world
For a moment, I controlled the universe
At the snap of a finger, I dried the seas
At the wink of an eye unfroze the ice caps
For a moment,
I was God.
I was high.
This new cake made me high.

Sunday 21 October 2012

THE VOW





Groom:

I can’t promise perfection
I won’t promise a ‘honey I’m home’ announcement when I come home
Or flowers in hand or
Sexts everyday at morning, noon and evening
I won’t swear that I will stop drooling at Kim Kardashian’s
Awesomely shaped bosom
Or stop taking the occasional suspiciously long moments with my internet
In the bathroom
I won’t entirely leave Billy’s company
My unfocused carefree bachelor age mate
Who thinks married people are losers
I won’t promise you a ride in heaven, or
A tour in paradise
There will be a bit of hell,
With frequent fires and brimstones.

But I promise to be there
To love you always despite.


Bride:

I will live with your imperfections
That’s what it comes with ay?
But I won’t promise you cloud nine moments everyday either
Not always will I want to burn my fingers making dinner
Or spoil my manicured nails washing soiled jeans and shirts
I won’t promise not to hang Usher’s shirtless poster on my wardrobe door
Or bitch about men with my yet-to-be married girlfriends
Sometimes I will fix my hair into a head bun
Put on baggy pants and t-shirt for a night wear
Not always will I pull striking hot red sexy lingerie
I will also hate on your mother
If she imposes her 60’s education on me
Or, hates on my cooking, my friends or my life
I will not be the perfect daughter-in-law

But I will love you still.

TILL DISASTER DO US PART.







[Photo courtesy of Google Images]

Friday 19 October 2012

My Life as a Flash Drive





I have a master,
he carries me round his neck
sometimes though,
He puts me in his pocket
with coins and handkerchiefs
or ties me together with his car keys,
so that he cannot lose me.

How would he function without me?
I am his servant-boss
I'm the custodian of all his secrets
From the unvisited folders containing religious quotes
to the untold, unedited stories.
His favorite movies and music
to the picture folders of his naked wife and the recently hottest females
I also know his best folder
'By his Grace'
-Euphemism much....
Only I know there is no grace in there.
Sometimes when he carries me round his neck,
I hang close to his chest
then his heart and I converse in silent whispers
what we know.

I have been to many holes,
from Acers, to Dells to Compaqs, Samsungs and a list of many others.
Out of this beak dipping,
I suffer various viruses
some mild, others I have to see the spy-ware doctors,
scanned, diagnosed then treated
sometimes when my master ties me with his car keys,
And they make that annoying cluttering noise
I want to remind them
I've been to more places than they'll ever be
so that they could just shut it.

Sometimes, actually all times
I hate this working life
of being carried around
forced to be the servant
while in fact I'm the boss.
A powerless, voiceless boss
I would love to drop into his wife's purse
or even better,
with the string he ties me on his neck
strangle him to his death.
If for these duties could be relieved off me.
Or I just crush
and there will be no technology modern enough
to cure me.



(Photo courtesy of Google Images)

Sunday 7 October 2012

Look at Me Now.

I threw my pride to the dogs.
When my sons slept hungry
and my mother's tumor killed her
for I could not afford her medication.
My sister hadn't finished studying the alphabet,
before they kicked her out of school.
Poverty stripped me naked.

Now hot pants and tube tops give me life.
For they tease with such ease
and get me food on my table
and my sons can eat well,
sleep in comfort and go to good schools.

My pastor said,
"Child you're tripping,
this you do is immoral."
But my pastor doesn't know
I can neither fill a plate with morality and feed on it
nor can I sign 'morality' on my cheques and bills.
I need the money. I need to survive.
My standard four education cannot get me that.

So I drained all hopes,
lost all dignity
and my pride,

I fed it to the dogs.

Friday 3 August 2012

Country Hopper- My Wonderful Journey in the World of Books


It's not about how many books you've read,
it is the places they have taken you in the amount of time
you spent reading them.

I have traveled
To a world far away
To countries, regions and continents
Above the sky and below the sea
In deserts, hot, humid and dusty
To green lands, cool and tranquil
I have been to Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq
Through the wars, murder and brutality in A thousand splendid suns
I have been to Nigeria, listened to the drum beats of the Igbo
To the other edge of Kenya, saw modernity battle with traditions
Of female circumcision and planned early marriages


I was a child soldier; my mother raped and slain to death,
Instead of crawling, taught how to hold a gun
I was a mother
Lost a child through miscarriage
My husband mistreated me
I lost the other, forced to abort
It would bring shame to the family, taint its good name

I have time travelled
To the past and to the future
To India, Land of the Geishas
Russia, united States name it
I even witnessed the great London fire of 66!
Saw people die, buildings collapse, children and women killed at random
Seen democracy alternate between patriarchy and matriarchy
I have seen machines that can create human beings
I have travelled all this distance
While seated on my couch
Chewing on marshmallows and crackers.

My splendid journey
In the world of books.

Monday 21 May 2012

Turn Me Into Literature.

I'd love my man to turn me into Literature
flip be back and forth
going intricately through every corner of me
know which one is black or white.

I want him to read me like a book
from word to word
page to page
chapter to chapter
pause to reflect on every detail
in the end, understand me.

I want him to watch me like a play on stage
analyze stylistically my character, and personality
know what makes me tick
and what to do to tame me.

I want my man to turn me into Literature
so he can enjoy
the tits (no pun) and bits
laugh at my jokes
smile at my intelligence.

I want to be his Literature.

Inspired by this quote:
"There are three things men can do with women:
love them, suffer for them, or turn them into Literature"
Stephen Still quotes

Sunday 20 May 2012

The sad thing about being blind,
is you don't get to see the beauty of the world.
The sad thing about being deaf,
is you don't get to hear what people say about you,
or their views about life issues.
Then you don't get to gauge their intelligence or stupidity.
The sad thing about being dumb,
is that you never get to say what you feel.
You suppress your feelings, no one knows you.
The sad thing about being a cripple,
is that you don't get the freedom to travel the world,
or write about it.
The sad thing about being inhuman,
is that you don't get to feel the pain you cause to others
or have the heart to love and care.
It's the worst extent of being
crippled,
if you cannot feel .

Saturday 5 May 2012

I wish that in this room
right at this moment
with all its calmness and ambiance
I could freeze the lives of all
and kiss you.

I wish that in these streets
right now
with all the hustle and bustle
of the city people and traffic madness
I could climb the tallest building
silence them all
Shouting your name
and letting the world know
how much I love you.

But I wonder if you'd do the same.

Saturday 31 March 2012

The Streets Know Me Better

Met a man last night
He introduced me to a new life
Bought me a lovely dress
and a nice pair of shoes
And introduced me to soap
shower gel and water.

He introduced me to decency
A life I am not accustomed to
Because the streets taught me otherwise
I was scared to try the new dish
of steaming hot fried meat and rice
and of hot coffee and fresh fruits
This is not the life I know
I know cold left over food and
stale fruits
Dirty and tattered rags for clothes
Cold, rough and dusty floors as beds.

Then he took me to his house
Gave me a bed to lie on
With blankets and something he called duvet
He introduced me to comfort, and warmth
He shown me affection
and kindness that I felt scared
This new life felt strange.

The following morning
I ran away
Back to my old tatters and
the stale food,
The cold and dusty floors
Back to the streets.

He could never have understood why,
But I know best
These streets know me better.

Saturday 17 March 2012

I AM NOT JUST A FINE PIECE




I walk past you and
You see a beautiful piece
With a cute face, and a nice body
Then you whistle
Followed by the uuhs and aaahs
You see the outside,
The physique amazes you
But I am not just a fine piece
I am what you don't see
The sorrow that is not written across
my face
I am the anger that burns inside my chest when you
subject me to judgement
I am the pain that bends the veins in my heart
tearing me a part.
But you don't see that
Because I'm still the strength that outgrows the sorrow
cools the anger and burns out the pain and makes me
Look sane, smile and walk heads high
Tell me,
Would you stare at me
Are those the noises you'd make
If I was the one in the streets
All dirty and sweaty?
With a gloomy look, lonely and frustrated
Wouldn't you shun me away
Kick me out of your way?
Wouldn't you spit at my sight?
Scorn my presence?
You like me now
Because I'm modest
You'd despise me if I were different
It's nothing wrong to appreciate
But it's nothing right either
In assuming that I'm perfect,
See me for what I am inside
Because I am not just a fine piece.


Wednesday 22 February 2012

Super Wishes!


I wish you a memorable day.
May it forever remind you of the day you were born and,
May it always teach you to be thankful
To those people who brought you to this world.
And to make you appreciate those with whom
You shared the same womb.
May it remind you of those you have met in your life.
Those who left, and those who stayed,
And the impact each of them left
And above all,
May it remind you to be grateful to God:
For the gift of life, good health and sufficient Grace.
On this day,
I wish you happiness.
I pray that your dreams come true.
And that your fears will not become your weaknesses.
This is your birthday,
But I celebrate it too..
For were it not for this day,
You'd never have been born.
And I would never have had the pleasure Of knowing you,
And being part of your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Sunday 12 February 2012

What Are You Scared Of?

That she knows you lied about your name
or that the age you gave her is times
two the exact?
Are you afraid that she knows
that the ring on your finger is
not an ornament,
but a sign of an oath officiated?
That the floral bedsheets on your bed
are not your mother's 26th birthday present
but your wife's preference?
Are you worried that she's aware
that the photograph of a woman hanging on your
table room wall, looking gorgeous and happy
is not your elder sister abroad?
but the woman with whose husband she shares bed?
Are you thinking she knows your dirty secrets
but she does not care?
and
you are scared that she's playing with
your feelings, like you are doing with hers?
Or that she has fallen for you and
you wanted nothing serious?
are you scared of hurting her feelings,
if you let the truth known?
Open the closet mister.
Let her see what's inside
Hurt those feelings now
or wait till later and
That family you love so much
That name you value so deeply
And the respect and status you so well command
will vanish in the winds.
You'll have nothing
For wanting everything.